Designed for this shop, printed one at a time.

Most printed stuff says nothing. The stuff that does say something usually says it badly. That's why I started this shop.

Every design here is made for this shop and it isn't sitting in a hundred other ones. Nothing scraped, nothing bought off a stock site with a font dropped on top. If it's a joke, the picture and the words are in on the same joke.

Nothing gets made until you order it. It's printed here in the US, then shipped to you. No pile of leftovers in a warehouse, no container coming from overseas. That does mean a few days while it gets made — I'd rather say that up front than let you find out after.

It's a small shop. I read the messages myself. If something shows up wrong, message me within 30 days and you can send it back for a return or a refund.

— MerchStamp