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Gag & Cartoon

Jokes that actually land on the shirt.

Novelty tees for people who read the shirt before they read the room. No stock clipart, no font slapped on a template — the picture and the joke are in on it together.

Running On Snacks and Spite tee — an angry cartoon raccoon holding food inside a trash can, with the shirt text Running On Snacks and Spite, shown on a natural colored t-shirt $24.99only
Running On Snacks & Spite

Running On Snacks & Spite

A raccoon with a personality problem, holding somebody else's leftovers like he paid for them. Designed for this shop, printed after you order it — no pile of these sitting in a warehouse anywhere.

Front print only Unisex fit Made to order
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Heh Oops tee — a tuxedo cat calmly pushing a full mug off the edge of a wooden table with the speech bubble Heh... Oops!, shown on a white t-shirt Front print
Heh… Oops!

Heh… Oops!

$24.99

Full mug, clean table, zero remorse. Every cat owner has stood there and watched this happen in real time and been powerless to stop it.

Front print only Six colourways Made to order
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Goblin Raid tee — a terrified fluffy cat surrounded by four armed cartoon goblins carrying clubs, a knife and a torch, shown on a black t-shirt Front print
Goblin Raid

Cat vs. Goblins

$24.99

One very unlucky cat, four armed goblins, and absolutely nobody coming to help. For anyone whose alignment is chaotic on a good day.

Front print only Nine dark colourways Made to order
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